He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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