idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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