Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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