Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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