Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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