What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You can't just leave with hair like that
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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