at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
