Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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