The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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