i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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