Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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