your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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