Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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