Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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