Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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