I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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