how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
