check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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