Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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