I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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