Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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