its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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