so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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