It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I believe in your delicious
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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