Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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