Walk of Shame. In a state park.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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