Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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