): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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