So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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