Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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