Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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