Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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