Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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