He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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