The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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