Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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