He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Randomize
