what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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