I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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