Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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