I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
