I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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