Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
