Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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