Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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