More tranny stories later!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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