Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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