i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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