when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My vagina just recognized that song.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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