Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
send nudes
from the living room?
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