Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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