their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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