Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
sarcasm needs its own font
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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