its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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