How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Randomize
