I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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