God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
so let's talk penis.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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